At some point, I just gave up on trying to understand, interpret or excuse Kirstie Alley’s delusions. Bitch is crazy: I give up. Let go and let Xenu. Previously, KA has claimed that she went from a 12, to an 8, and now to a “stretchy size” 4 or 6, post-DWTS. She also claimed she lost 38 inches – just by going down from a 12 to a 6. So this latest interview with Kristie barely got a “Seriously, you need to be institutionalized” raised brow from me. Kristie sat down with Life & Style, and with a complete straight face, claimed that she has the same waist size as Megan Fox – 22 inches.
After losing 60 pounds on Dancing With the Stars, Kirstie Alley is very close to accomplishing another goal – slipping into a sexy Ports 1961 dress. “My goal dress has a waist that’s 22 inches,” she shares with Life & Style. “I tried it on, and I can almost zip it up.” She plans to wear the dress on her Italian vacation in a few weeks. “I’ll be my target size by then,” she exclaims. That means the 60-year-old can soon start sharing clothes with sexy Megan Fox!
“I do have a 22-inch waist,” confesses the 25-year-old. Although the Jennifer’s Body star jokes that she has to starve herself to maintain her trim physique, the truth is that it takes a lot of hard work to stay that slim. “I did a lot of Pilates — an immense amount of Pilates,” Megan reveals. Kirstie is just as determined to keep the weight off. “I’ve been dancing almost every day since the show ended,” she confides. “I like all the Latin dancing. It’s the best exercise and the best cardio.”
[From Life & Style]
I’m really starting to worry… about Kristie’s poor assistants and stylists who have to run around, jury-rigging tape measures and sewing three pairs of Spanx together and doing weird stuff with magnets for Kristie’s scales. It must be exhausting. I guess I should give Kirstie some credit – at least she didn’t actually say she was the same size as Megan Fox. Life & Style just interpreted it that way.
These are all photos of Kirstie from the past week. Just to give you an idea of her 22-inch waist. And yes, she’s gaining weight. Now she probably has a twenty-THREE inch waist.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.
