Here are some photos of Taylor Swift performing on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday. Sigh… you’re going to make me look up the video, aren’t you? Yeah, okay. First, a word about her performance outfit – I don’t really get it. Taylor has a great figure. She’s got a model’s body. But her performance outfits are often pretty lacking/unflattering. I’m not sure if I would have chosen glorified leggings and a sparkly bra for Swifty. Also: I think her bolt-ons have settled and they look pretty natural now. Alright, let’s see the videos… damn, there are like five videos. I’ll just do one interview video and her performance of “Out of the Woods.”
Swifty isn’t the weakest live performer ever (Katy Perry is WAY worse), but I’m always reminded of just how weak her voice is whenever she’s performing on a live show.
What else do we have? Swifty was also on The Ellen Show yesterday and she revealed her two biggest fears: sea urchins and someone framing her for murder. Seriously, those are her biggest fears.
Someone has been watching too much “Law & Order: SVU.”
“I’m scared of getting framed,” Taylor Swift revealed on an upcoming episode of “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” which airs Oct. 27. “So many people would frame me and they could frame you for any crime that you could go to jail for. Look at me, I wouldn’t survive in jail.”
She continued: ‘I think it comes from the fact that I could open up my phone, I could look at my phone and see any headline written about me at anytime and it could be the most ridiculous untrue thing. So, I think the dream and the nightmare of being framed comes from, I could do nothing wrong, I could sit in my house with the cats all day and somehow there could be an article about me buying a house in a place I’ve never been or dating a guy I’ve never met. But then you take it a step further and in nightmare world it’s being framed for murder.’
DeGeneres, 56, responded, “I don’t think that’s a step, that’s a leap.”
I’m including the fear video below – Taylor goes on and on about her sea urchin fear and then she talks about the fear of being framed for a crime. You know? That actually happened to Olivia Benson on Law & Order: SVU. And we know Swifty watches and loves SVU. So… maybe we need to get Swifty onto another TV show? I think that would be the easiest solution. I want her to do a marathon of Mad Men or Game of Thrones. Then her biggest fears would be alcoholism and dragons.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
